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Why stop at just one phone?
One is a direct line to the President.
(the black one.)
Well duh. That’s the only one we have.
Source: jaggedfragments
Clint Eastwood says Obama shat here.
(via The People’s Doily)
Oh, wait. I think this is what it was supposed to look like, which is SO MUCH LESS DISTURBING.
SWEET RISEN SAVIOR, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
I don’t want to piss into the mouth of a bunny.
TOILET BUNNY IS WATCHING YOU PEE.
Happy Thomas Crapper Day!
WwF obviously hasn’t seen the toilet where I work.
Works equally well with coffee and Mountain Dew!
Oh good. I found my next project.
(via clapifyoulikeme)
Current status.
Once and for all, if you want the toilet seat down, put it down. It’s just that simple. If sitting on the cold porcelain doesn’t make YOU remember to check before you sit, how do you expect US to remember to do it for you? Quit starting fights about it.
There. Now it’s settled.
