Fill in the blank?
I once had sex in a ____________________
cornfield (on the hood of a dusty Toyota under a full moon).
Burger King bathroom
(on a) tennis court.
Oh, and also my boyfriend’s parents’ dining room table. Heh.
Did you get to meet Mr. and Mrs. Hiddleston?
I don’t think Kat’s love for Tom Hiddleston is going to be diminished one bit by his use of the wrong preposition in the Jaguar ad.
it’s a plan
Well, hello there, birth of a new fetish. Tom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare off my thighs. And to be honest, I don’t even really like Shakespeare all that much.
Did you mean “Tom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare off the bedroom floor”?
Please watch this 47 second Public Service Announcement from Tom Bergeron and the folks at America’s Funniest Home Videos.