99% of the roads in Florida are laser-straight. That’s one of the things that was hard to get used to when I moved here from New England. Up there when you saw a traffic light, you were AT the traffic light. Red: Stop. Green: Go. Yellow: Stomp on it.
Here, you can see traffic lights from miles away sometimes. I had to adapt my thinking. Now when I see a red light, I hurry up or I’ll miss the green. When it’s green, I coast so I won’t use the brakes too much at the red light.
This stretch of road has a story to it, I’m sure. The wide shot emphasizes how long and straight it is. The zoomed-in shot shows the (apparently) special tree that someone would not allow to be chopped down to make way for the typically Floridian road.
What is it with that tree?
I had to try this because it was on clearance at Target. Not sure how I feel about it yet, and apparently neither does anyone else since it was on clearance. It’s not bad, just weird. And I can tell its going to catch on things like clothes and bed sheets and stuff, so I don’t know.
Pretty sure somebody we all know here on Tumblr taught this bear how to dance. I’d recognize those moves anywhere.
This will be my CHSH dance. Prepare yourselves.
Guys I really, really want you to watch this. I did not make it, it is not a comedy short. It is a scene from One Tree Hill. And, free of any context, it is incredible.
Watch, love, and consider: under our political system, the people who make “One Tree Hill” are allowed to vote.
I literally shouted “WHAT?!” alone in my kitchen watching this. Everyone responsible for this should be caned. Including “Crazy” Joe Davola.
This totally happened to a guy I know. Pff. Obamacare, man. I tell you what.
Just a reminder: One Tree Hill is a DRAMA. Not a comedy.
Once golden retrievers get a taste for human flesh, you have to put them down.
Vicious creatures, those things.
(Do you have the heart to heart this?)