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  • Annoying TweetsMystery Bird

This bird is currently bringing the concept of annoying tweets to a new level right outside my window.

Yes. In the middle of the night.

When I play its tweeting back to it, it mirrors the different sounds instantaneously. I wonder what it thinks of this other bird with the same voice.

Does anyone know what kind of bird it is? 

    • #bird
    • #tweet
    • #annoying
  • 4 weeks ago
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thedailywhat:

Not a Single Damn of the Day

An amusing shot of the First Family looking at their smartphones during yesterday’s inauguration ceremony.


It was Sasha’s idea for all of them to tweet Donald Trump “GO FUCK YOURSELF!” at the same time, and who can say no to such an adorable girl?
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thedailywhat:

Not a Single Damn of the Day

An amusing shot of the First Family looking at their smartphones during yesterday’s inauguration ceremony.

It was Sasha’s idea for all of them to tweet Donald Trump “GO FUCK YOURSELF!” at the same time, and who can say no to such an adorable girl?

(via rrrrred)

Source: thedailywhat

    • #sasha
    • #obama
    • #michelle
    • #malia
    • #barack
    • #donald
    • #trump
    • #tweet
    • #twitter
    • #inauguration
  • 3 months ago > thedailywhat
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If I make a New Year’s resolution, it certainly won’t be to stop faving errant tweets.
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If I make a New Year’s resolution, it certainly won’t be to stop faving errant tweets.

    • #jdickerson
    • #errant
    • #tweet
  • 1 year ago
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Put Apple-focused tech, alcohol, sports, and playful @Mike_FTW-prodding into a pot and stir it up.
GRUBER!
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Put Apple-focused tech, alcohol, sports, and playful @Mike_FTW-prodding into a pot and stir it up.

GRUBER!

    • #gruber
    • #mike_ftw
    • #apple
    • #next
    • #tweet
  • 2 years ago
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Janitor confetti?
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Janitor confetti?

    • #next
    • #tweet
    • #tj
  • 2 years ago
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“I gave me LASIK and dickheads.”
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“I gave me LASIK and dickheads.”

    • #next
    • #tweet
  • 2 years ago
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I’m the Canadian Charlie Sheen.
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I’m the Canadian Charlie Sheen.

    • #next
    • #tweet
  • 2 years ago
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So far, so good…
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So far, so good…

    • #next
    • #tweet
  • 2 years ago
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That’ll learn’er.
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That’ll learn’er.

    • #awryone
    • #tweet
  • 3 years ago
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