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aimee-b-loved:

proseandpassion:

twitter tribes - more about scientific studies of online culture in my feature “What makes people click?” out now in Current Biology, free access: http://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822%2813%2900349-7 Graphic: John Bryden, Sebastian Funk and Vincent Jansen

It’s cute that Alterra, UWM, and MKE are on here. Milwaukee, represent!

What?! No “poopin, boner, balls”? 
YOUR INFOGRAPHIC IS INVALID.
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aimee-b-loved:

proseandpassion:

twitter tribes - more about scientific studies of online culture in my feature “What makes people click?” out now in Current Biology, free access: http://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822%2813%2900349-7 Graphic: John Bryden, Sebastian Funk and Vincent Jansen

It’s cute that Alterra, UWM, and MKE are on here. Milwaukee, represent!

What?! No “poopin, boner, balls”? 

YOUR INFOGRAPHIC IS INVALID.

Source: proseandpassion

    • #poopin
    • #boner
    • #balls
    • #infographic
    • #twitter
  • 4 weeks ago > proseandpassion
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(In case you couldn’t see the sign in my last reblog.)
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(In case you couldn’t see the sign in my last reblog.)

    • #chsh
    • #tweetup
    • #twitter
    • #up
  • 1 month ago
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Nothing is more certain or tedious than
Death
Taxes
Backlash
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Nothing is more certain or tedious than

  1. Death
  2. Taxes
  3. Backlash
    • #pope
    • #twitter
    • #backlash
  • 2 months ago
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Yes, it’s insufferable to quote Monty Python. But in my defense, Greg opened the door to movie silliness.
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Yes, it’s insufferable to quote Monty Python. But in my defense, Greg opened the door to movie silliness.

    • #gknauss
    • #twitter
    • #movie
    • #film
    • #monty
    • #python
    • #holy
    • #grail
    • #quote
  • 2 months ago
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abundanceofcalm:

katieb003:

bechloe-feels:

kendrick-underwood:

if Anna Kendrick was my best friend my life would be 100 times better.

MOTHERFUCKING BLESS THIS POST

Can we be best friends?

without speech

She and Nathan Fillion should mate.

Source: kendrick-underwood

    • #anna
    • #kendrick
    • #nathan
    • #fillion
    • #twitter
    • #mate
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Possible final tweets for the resigning Pope

wordishness:

  • In nomine Patris et Filii et Peace Out, Bitches!
  • Who’s got two thumbs, a kick-ass hat, God as his Wingman, and is quitting work?
  • I’m taking the Popemobile with me.
  • I can no longer, in good conscience, associate myself with an organization that prohibits marriage equality and whose backwards views on women’s rights are insulting to humankind.
  • Budweiser Time, motherfuckers!

Pope - OUT!

You think you know flame wars? Just wait.

I’m not quitting. I’m taking my papacy private.

Where’s my gold watch? Just kidding. Everything I have is solid gold.

*drops thurible* *exits balcony*

    • #wordishness
    • #pope
    • #twitter
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thedailywhat:

Not a Single Damn of the Day

An amusing shot of the First Family looking at their smartphones during yesterday’s inauguration ceremony.


It was Sasha’s idea for all of them to tweet Donald Trump “GO FUCK YOURSELF!” at the same time, and who can say no to such an adorable girl?
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thedailywhat:

Not a Single Damn of the Day

An amusing shot of the First Family looking at their smartphones during yesterday’s inauguration ceremony.

It was Sasha’s idea for all of them to tweet Donald Trump “GO FUCK YOURSELF!” at the same time, and who can say no to such an adorable girl?

(via rrrrred)

Source: thedailywhat

    • #sasha
    • #obama
    • #michelle
    • #malia
    • #barack
    • #donald
    • #trump
    • #tweet
    • #twitter
    • #inauguration
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Yeah. Because it’s not primitive at all to be emotionally invested in your favorite uniform color crossing an imaginary line more times than the other uniform color.
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Yeah. Because it’s not primitive at all to be emotionally invested in your favorite uniform color crossing an imaginary line more times than the other uniform color.

    • #SPORTSBALL
    • #mike_ftw
    • #twitter
  • 4 months ago
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Is anyone else getting this error with the latest Birdhouse update? It’s only with newly-written tweets. Tweets written before the update go through fine. 
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Is anyone else getting this error with the latest Birdhouse update? It’s only with newly-written tweets. Tweets written before the update go through fine. 

    • #birdhouse
    • #error
    • #twitter
  • 4 months ago
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It’s about time.
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It’s about time.

    • #twitter
    • #archive
  • 4 months ago
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Oh nuthin’.
Just gettin’ drunk, channelin’ Gallagher.
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Oh nuthin’.

Just gettin’ drunk, channelin’ Gallagher.

    • #gallagher
    • #twitter
    • #blue
    • #orange
  • 4 months ago
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Sometimes, the perfect wording for a reply just springs to mind.
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Sometimes, the perfect wording for a reply just springs to mind.

    • #obama
    • #twitter
    • #cunt
  • 6 months ago
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More proof that Romney is bad for America.
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More proof that Romney is bad for America.

    • #failwhale
    • #twitter
    • #romney
    • #debate
    • #tcot
    • #2012
  • 7 months ago
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I’m not allowed to post this.
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I’m not allowed to post this.

    • #mike_ftw
    • #twitter
    • #api
  • 9 months ago
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Mitt Romney explains how Twitter’s shitty new API rules are Obama’s fault, even though Romney is the one who consulted with them for millions of dollars (which is now in an offshore bank account).
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Mitt Romney explains how Twitter’s shitty new API rules are Obama’s fault, even though Romney is the one who consulted with them for millions of dollars (which is now in an offshore bank account).

    • #mitt
    • #romney
    • #twitter
    • #api
    • #amercia
    • #tcot
  • 9 months ago
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