"aw your underpants are so cute today *turns off light*… wait… what’re they doing?? OH MY GAWD"
Oh my god.
It’s full of stars!
Space Undies: When Your Ass is Out of This World.
Would you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?
THESE ARE FUCKING SICK AS HELL
I see Venus, I see space’s vast expanse.
I see Uranus in your underpants.
I’m just gonna put this here…
NOW I’M FREE
I probably have an old pair of boxers somewhere that already do this.
If you don’t already, you will in 3 days.
Underpants for Tea Baggers
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Sarah Palin
(because, see, she, like, put my balls in her mouth. GET IT?? whatever)