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Jar Jar Bruce

    • #jar jar
    • #binks
    • #star
    • #wars
    • #btothed
    • #full
    • #metal
    • #jacket
    • #me
    • #so
    • #horny
  • 2 weeks ago
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onesmallfire:

http://twitpic.com/bxy9xa/full

That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
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onesmallfire:

http://twitpic.com/bxy9xa/full

That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

    • #star
    • #wars
    • #lens
    • #flare
  • 3 months ago > onesmallfire
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titsandsass:

castlecorsetry:

I call it… the Boob-Trooper. Corset by Castle Corsetry! 

boobies.

“TK-421, why aren’t you on my post?”
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titsandsass:

castlecorsetry:

I call it… the Boob-Trooper. Corset by Castle Corsetry! 

boobies.

“TK-421, why aren’t you on my post?”

(via sblaufuss)

Source: facebook.com

    • #star
    • #wars
    • #stormtrooper
    • #tk-421
    • #boobs
  • 5 months ago > castlecorsetry
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The family that bounty hunts together bakes bundts together. I dunno.
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The family that bounty hunts together bakes bundts together.

I dunno.

    • #boba
    • #fett
    • #family
    • #stickers
    • #star
    • #wars
  • 10 months ago
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curiositycounts:

Yes, that is Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader. And yes, that is the epitome of pop culture perfection.
(via)

“Polish the helmet”
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curiositycounts:

Yes, that is Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader. And yes, that is the epitome of pop culture perfection.

(via)

“Polish the helmet”

(via rrrrred)

Source: curiositycounts

    • #freddie
    • #mercury
    • #queen
    • #darth
    • #vader
    • #star
    • #wars
  • 1 year ago > curiositycounts
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Hmmm… Long flowing robes… Superpowers… Fighting evil… Propensity for desert-dwelling…Autocorrect might just have something there.
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Hmmm… Long flowing robes… Superpowers… Fighting evil… Propensity for desert-dwelling…

Autocorrect might just have something there.

    • #jedi
    • #jesus
    • #autocorrect
    • #star
    • #wars
  • 1 year ago
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morrowplanet:

Coincidentally this is also what bedtime looks like around here.

So close to perfect. Why does Lvcas have two hands?
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morrowplanet:

Coincidentally this is also what bedtime looks like around here.

So close to perfect. Why does Lvcas have two hands?

Source: badasscouchpotato

    • #star
    • #wars
    • #medieval
    • #darth
    • #vader
    • #luke
    • #skywalker
  • 1 year ago > badasscouchpotato
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Bobaflex: What if he doesn’t survive? He’s worth a lot to me.
Darth Vader: The Empire will compensate you if he dies. Put him in… Hey, do you work out?
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Bobaflex: What if he doesn’t survive? He’s worth a lot to me.

Darth Vader: The Empire will compensate you if he dies. Put him in… Hey, do you work out?

    • #star
    • #wars
    • #boba
    • #fett
    • #darth
    • #vader
    • #han
    • #solo
    • #sirius
  • 1 year ago
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In which we learn that Luke doesn’t get jokes.
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In which we learn that Luke doesn’t get jokes.

Source: smartasshat

    • #precise
    • #stormtroopers
    • #luke
    • #kenobi
    • #star
    • #wars
  • 1 year ago
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Words with Friends does NOT, however, use the Star Wars dictionary. 

(click for reference)
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Words with Friends does NOT, however, use the Star Wars dictionary.

(click for reference)

    • #wwf
    • #star
    • #wars
    • #lord of the rings
    • #lotr
  • 1 year ago
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You will never find a more wretched, vile, and scummy dictionary.
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You will never find a more wretched, vile, and scummy dictionary.

    • #star
    • #wars
    • #jedi
    • #wwf
  • 1 year ago
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Obi-Woof Kenobi: “These are not the dogbones you’re looking for.”
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Obi-Woof Kenobi: “These are not the dogbones you’re looking for.”

    • #star
    • #wars
    • #droids
  • 1 year ago > magashi
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I felt a great disturbance in the Twitterverse, as if millions of needy, validation-hungry voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced with sobbing. I fear something run-of-the-mill has happened.
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I felt a great disturbance in the Twitterverse, as if millions of needy, validation-hungry voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced with sobbing. I fear something run-of-the-mill has happened.

    • #favstar
    • #star
    • #wars
    • #favrd is down
  • 1 year ago
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luckyshirt:

My son needs shirts.
I’m that dad.

“A Wookiee pulled my homework’s arm out of its socket.”
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luckyshirt:

My son needs shirts.

I’m that dad.

“A Wookiee pulled my homework’s arm out of its socket.”

    • #star
    • #wars
    • #wookiee
    • #chewbacca
    • #arm
    • #socket
  • 1 year ago > luckyshirt
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Fixed.
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Fixed.

    • #star
    • #wars
  • 1 year ago
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