What was it Smokey the Bear said?
“Only YOU can start forest fires close to the road so they’ll be easy to put out.”
Something like that.
Ever have that vague sense of impending doom?
southern arizonans shocked by sudden sensation believed to be known as “cold”
“we forget seasons existed,” mourned teenagers huddled together in nothing but shorts and t-shirts
meanwhile reports from northern arizonans consist of entertaining stories of tossing pots of boiling water into the 3° night air until they can no longer stand to carry the pots in and out on rotation because its fucking COLD
it was a balmy -8 on my walk to class early this morning. wanna see my braincicles?
Why would someone throw perfectly good boiling water outside?
Forget sneaking up on anyone in these.
But if you don’t need to be stealthy, these are the perfect CSI-proof shoes.
Emily Proctor: I’m sorry, Lieutenant. Looks like the suspect was wearing… plastic bottles?… for shoes.
David Caruso: That’s what I call… [takes off sunglasses] Reduce… [dons sunglasses] Reuse… [takes off sunglasses] Recycle… [dons sunglasses]
Roger Daltrey: YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Shadow Explores the Sink
Like most cats, Shadow hates water. But she didn’t care about soaking her head under the faucet. Weird kitty.
If you like this, you might also like Shadow Has a Drinking Problem.
Shadow Has a Drinking Problem
My cat is too dumb to know how to drink water.
I’ll say it: I’m glad Michael Jackson is dead.
At 2:18 in this video, we learn that he thought it was great fun to throw water balloons at homeless people from his stretch limo.
Fucking elitist motherfucker.