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It’s like having a Stormtrooper weatherman.

No wonder they can’t target the right forecast.

Lookit me! I’m in Canada!

I know nobody watches video, so just leave this running in the background, preferably around weak-minded, impressionable people.

Source: The Onion

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For some reason I really like when Samantha Mohr talks about mountains.

And wet conditions.

- #samantha
- #mohr
- #weather
- #channel
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redcloud:

Back home, it’s 12:23am and it’s still 100°. This is a good time to be in New Hampshire.

I agree.

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msnovember:

nationalgeographicdaily:

Montana Thunderstorm

Photo and Caption by Sean Heavey

A supercell thunderstorm rolls across the Montana sunset prairie at sunset.

I have a thing for extreme weather photos, especially supercells.

God Opens A Spigot On Montana

(All-powerful beings are useful for allusions.)

Source: nationalgeographicdaily

- #weather
- #natgeo
- #god
- #spigot
- #supercell
- #thunderstorm
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apocalypsepie:

Party tomorrow night. Will apparently be windy. Might rain. Bring your umbrella.

Ross’ parents’ house is between Proserpine and Bowen. They’re down here for the summer, though. Poor Queensland can’t catch a break this summer.

Rain with a chance of boobies.

Source: apocalypsepie

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toldorknown:

National Weather Services Watch Map

I like the idea of New Hampshire telling the NWS, “Thanks, but no thanks. It’s winter. We’re not going to be surprised by more winter.”

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For some reason I really like when Samantha Mohr talks about mountains.

And wet conditions.

- #samantha
- #mohr
- #weather
- #channel
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It’s so windy here, the Weather Channel got blown off the cable system.

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