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I just got my finger caught in the end of a Wet Ones dispenser, and Karen had to cut it off

rsmallbone:

There’s another skill I have to take off my résumé.

If I knew it was gonna be THAT kinda party…

    • #dick
    • #mashed
    • #potatoes
    • #wet
    • #ones
    • #dispenser
  • 3 months ago > rsmallbone
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To Grip Wet Objects, Wrinkle Your Fingers

The prunelike wrinkles that result from a long, hot bath may have an evolutionary purpose, researchers say.

Writing in the journal Biology Letters, the scientists report that wrinkled fingers and toes allow a better grip on wet objects — so they may have evolved to give early humans an advantage in wet conditions.

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I need to evolve vocal cords that are 100 times louder to respond to this with the “DUH!!” that it deserves.

    • #DUH
    • #evolution
    • #wet
    • #finger
    • #wrinkle
  • 5 months ago
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Shadow Explores the Sink

Like most cats, Shadow hates water. But she didn’t care about soaking her head under the faucet. Weird kitty.

If you like this, you might also like Shadow Has a Drinking Problem.

    • #shadow
    • #cat
    • #water
    • #sink
    • #faucet
    • #wet
    • #head
  • 7 months ago
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vmarinelli:

Look, if I were going for “sexy” (as distinct from panicked, exhausted and prunified) I might have at least edited out the blemishes, extreme forehead-wrinkling and dark circles beneath my eyes.
(Weirdo.)

My dear, you don’t have to go for “sexy.” You’re there.
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vmarinelli:

Look, if I were going for “sexy” (as distinct from panicked, exhausted and prunified) I might have at least edited out the blemishes, extreme forehead-wrinkling and dark circles beneath my eyes.

(Weirdo.)

My dear, you don’t have to go for “sexy.” You’re there.

    • #vmarinelli
    • #wet
    • #neggid
    • #SEXY
  • 2 years ago > vmarinelli
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Smells like wet owl in here

    • #cleversimon
    • #owl
    • #wet
    • #it gets the hose
  • 2 years ago
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