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No.
But if I ever overhear someone asking themselves the same question, I’m going to yell “Rape jokes!” or “Kids with cancer!”
Me [from a distance, using King Arthur voice]: A CRUTCH!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1a12b3373ec095f625e03d59faac3bf/tumblr_mjjwzy2iyY1qz9n4ho1_1280.jpg)
No.
But if I ever overhear someone asking themselves the same question, I’m going to yell “Rape jokes!” or “Kids with cancer!”
Me [from a distance, using King Arthur voice]: A CRUTCH!
Match Game Think Music
For Tracey.
what the fuck is going on here
I bet the TJ’s have one of these.
Yet ANOTHER reason to be the front of the horse costume.
Pigeon Love
jezebelthegreat replied to your photo:
Catching @rartastic and @wifeoftj with their hands…
Hug those pretty ladies for me! And give yourself a hug for me while you’re at it. NO FONDLING, DAMN IT.
It’s a rule of mine to do what a pregnant lady says.
Get ready, Tracey and Rachel!
The Boy and I are having a blast at the watermark. I’d like to kiss whoever thought up the idea to build INDOOR watermarks - so much fun!
Anyone want to dip a slice of platitude in Tracey’s marinara sauce?
Egg-zibit A (we were eating breakfast, get it?) in The Case of the Mystery Head (which would make a great porn film title, BTW). It is, in fact, PERMENTER!. (Punctuation nerds will note that the exclamation point is part of the name, as God Herself intended.)
Also, it is clear evidence that I was just off-camera, as I claimed here.
Also pictured: Sween (of course), the lovely and compassionate Tracey, and the lovely and talented Dan Wineman.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
