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Baked Brian Williams agrees with Robofrakkin.
Sorry Burjit.
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I had to post this because animated GIFs don’t do it justice. You have to hear their tones of voice.
I left in the stuff after a minute and a half because it’s pretty good, too, but that Brian Williams thing is THE BEST. I cried I was laughing so hard replaying it over and over.
AND I WASN’T EVEN POTTED UP ON WEED!
Him: You really want me to put Ted Williams on top of the tree?
Me: Um, yes.
Him: Why don’t you put an angel up there?
Me: Because an angel never hit .406.
Can you just get his head and put it up there?
